In the past, I've told my friends that my two goals are to be interviewed on the Daily Show and to be an answer in a NYT crossword puzzle. The Thursday edition.
My new goal is to go on tour with the Rock Bottom Remainders. The members are made up of famous authors (and sometimes a few talented musicians to balance it out). I'm not a stellar musician, but I can carry a better-than-average tune. I'm certain if I get famous enough they'll let me in.